That's what Colonel Otto told us right after he finished researching commercially-available Home Defense Weaponry for this year's catalog. So, right away, our WHOLE DEATH COLLECTION Armorers  got busy developing a Domestic Ordnance Line to meet The Colonel's unusually demanding specifications.

The results -- introduced here for the first time-- are WHOLE DEATH'S innovative Millennium ARMS™: the first 'Round-the-House Lifestyle Preservers to be especially designed for You, The Survivor of The Universal Cataclysm.