Have you told everybody what's going to happen, and they all laughed in your face the same way they did when you took colloidal silver?   Have you worked like a slave getting ready for Armageddon and spent your last dime on supplies while your neighbors sipped G'n'Ts by their $50,000 swimming pool?  Are you sick and tired of waiting for The Inevitable?

If your answer to any of these questions is, "YES", then THE WHOLE DEATH COLLECTION has the answer to your prayers! Distinctively marked with either United States or Soviet Air Force Insignia, our READY-OR-NOT ICBM™ is guaranteed to get things rollin'!

READY-OR-NOT ICBM™: 20,000 lbs. 50 Megatons. Launched from Dugway East to any of the following Targets:

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