SECURITY INDISPENSABLES
Plane-Popper™  


 

Colonel Otto reminded us not to forget  -  Air-Space Intruders, so we came up with an efficient adaptation of those flying insect zappers folks install around their pools and patios. The ultimate in labor-saving anti-aircraft ordnance, simply fill PLANE-POPPER's™ 150 foot diameter support balloons with helium, plug her into the nearest power grid and PLANE-POPPER™ forms an impenetrable 75,000 Volt barrier to noise-polluting 747s, CIA Surveillance Planes, Helicopter Gunships and hot-dogging Hang-gliders, not to mention the unwary alien mothership. Complete with balloons, helium, cables and 900,000 square feet steel mesh.

Plane-Popper™

$45,999.95. 40,000 lbs. Model #1011.


If alert pilots have been swerving to avoid your PLANE-POPPER™, WHOLE DEATH has the answer: our patented STEW-SNARE™tm Sex-Lure Aviatorcide.  Irresistably drawn by STEW-SNARE's™ highly-concentrated aroma of Air France stewardesses in heat, all but the most defiantly homo-sexual aeronauts will blissfully immolate themselves and their passengers against PLANE-POPPER's™ lethal electrical field!

Absolutely harmless to women, children and pets, but Dad had better be chained to his recliner when  PLANE-POPPER™ is liberally smeared with STEW-SNARE™!

$55,999.95. 40,001 lbs. $55,999.95. Model #1012.