SECURITY INDISPENSABLES
Bain de Flambe™  


A Smores part at Dugway East

 

Here's an unusual Domestic Security idea imported from Britain that Colonel Otto remembers from 'way back in 1940.

You Shorefront Property Owners will stop fretting about beach trespassers when our medically-proven BAIN DE FLAMBE™ DEEP-TANNING FORMULA DISPENSER pumps 500 gallons of blazing diesel oil every minute over gay sunbathers, raucous volleyball players, amphibious invaders, unattractive marine animals and other non-members!

BAIN DE FLAMBE'S™ ever-widening circle of Hideous Devastation and Certain Death is great for those hard-to-start beach party bonfires, too! Complete with 5000 gallon tank, fuel, pump, all plumbing and easy installation instructions.

$4999.95  2500 lbs.  Model #1006.