Amidst the shifting hazards of Natural Catastrophe, War, Famine, Pestilence and A Thousand Years of Barbarism, a well-maintained Hereditary Empire is the surest bulwark of your Genetic Survival. To assist you in defending Your Survival Dynasty, THE WHOLE DEATH COLLECTION has developed the first Ordnance Line specifically designed for the bruising mud 'n' blood realities of The Thousand Year Apocalyptic Battleground. 

For the stubbornly traditional Survivalist who demands an obsolescence-proof weapons system of time-tested reliability and simplicity, WHOLE DEATH proudly presents our CLASSIC ARMS™.