He's Eight Tons of Trouble!

...Make way for JUMBO, THE WAR ELEPHANT! 

This 9 foot tall Elephas Maximus will stomp, trample and gore even the gayest phalanx into mushroom quiche. Terrifies cavalry horses, too! 

JUMBO comes complete with steel-tipped tusks, armored Howdah and genuine Indian Mahout.

A gentle house-elephant, but give him room when he gets randy! . Give JUMBO a home for only:

Model #9003  16,000 lbs  $74,999.95