The Glories of a Summer Sunset... our children's first, halting steps... the robust pleasures of bracing exercise... a hearty laugh over a good, clean joke. All these joys are ours to cherish if we have been blessed with Good Health... but  ashes are in our mouth if Good Health has abandoned us.

THE WHOLE DEATH COLLECTION understands how important Good Health is to your happiness. How - we have asked ourselves over and over again - can THE WHOLE DEATH COLLECTION positively insure your Good Health in the unusually trying medical environment to come? How can we guarantee that You will continue to enjoy the blessings of Vitality and Vigor through Nuclear Mega-death, International Pestilence, Mass Homicidal Paranoia, Pre-Cambrian Volcanism and Howling Monsoons of Vampiric Toads?

It is a troubling dilemma, but WHOLE DEATH has found the answer... To those of our customers for whom Good Health is The Number One Priority, we are proud to present: the first entirely complete, totally comprehensive Medical Complex ever to be offered for private sale: our innovative MANKIND MEMORIAL™ HOSPITAL!  For those less economic blessed we offer our Econo-Care Complex. The rest of you will have to make do with our field manuals. Cheap but the most battle-tested on the block!