MANKIND MEMORIAL™ HOSPITAL comes fully-outfitted with a staff of 150 Resident Physicians exclusively dedicated to your care. Everyone of these Healers earned no less than $850,000.00 Declared Income in the last Fiscal Year!

MANKIND MEMORIAL™ HOSPITAL comes fully-equipped with a staff of 350 fanatically-dedicated Nurses hand-picked by Colonel Otto himself for their extra-sympathetic bedside manner!

MANKIND MEMORIAL™ HOSPITAL comes fully-equipped with Every Imaginable Facility, including: 15 Wards, 3 Intensive Care Units, a Personal Psychiatric Facility, 18 fully-manned Laboratories jammed with expensive Diagnostic Gadgets, a Flower Shoppe and handsomely- appointed Lobby for your Visitors, and for You-- The President and Patient-- a luxurious Penthouse Office and Private Reception Area!

MANKIND MEMORIAL™ HOSPITAL comes fully-equipped with Four Special Research Centers: A Burn Center, Organ Regeneration Research Facility, Infectious Diseases Center and one facility of your choice! Choose from: Radiation Sickness, Shock, Systemic Fungus Disease, Tropical Medicine,  General Immortality Research, or Terminal Ennui.

To insure an on-going Tradition of Excellence in your Personal Health Care, MANKIND MEMORIAL™ HOSPITAL also includes a Complete Medical School with labs, classrooms a One-Million Volume Medical Library, 150 Professors and five hundred completely fertile students of both sexes!

Your 100% Food, Water and Power Self-sufficient MANKIND MEMORIAL™ HOSPITAL will be transported to the site of your choice, buried 650 feet underground and guarded night and day by your own personal Security Force.

Your MANKIND MEMORIAL™ HOSPITAL's 16 foot-thick, hydraulically operated, Lead Emergency Room Door will be hung with an impressive Bronze Plaque inscribed with: "MANKIND MEMORIAL™ HOSPITAL" "Dedicated To The Healing Of (Your Name)"

Model #4001  45,000,000 lbs. $3,999,999, 999.95 Sorry, one bed model only.