EMPIRE COLLECTION - IMPERIAL IMPERATIVES
Fairy Falanx™

 

Indefaggotable is the word for WHOLE DEATH's exclusive FAIRY FALANX™!

This Elite Infantry Unit is Guaranteed 100% Homosexual! Each and every Soldier will Fight To The Death to defend his "Greek" Lover. 

A Genuine "Sacred Band" as developed by the famous Theban General Epaminondas in 370 B.C. and adapted to modern conditions by WHOLE DEATH's San Francisco Research and Development Division. 

By The Phalanx Only

Model #9002. 15,000 lbs $69,999.95

 

"The beloved, when he is found in any disgraceful situation, will be pained at being detected by his lover. If there were only some way of contriving that a state or an army should be made up of lovers and their loves, they would be the very best governors of their own city, abstaining from all dishonour . . . For what lover would not choose rather to be seen by all mankind than by his beloved, either when abandoning his post or throwing away his arms. . . . Or who would desert his beloved or fail him in the hour of danger?"

-- Plato