Elegantly bermed by 8 million tons of the former Scarsdale, New York, there is something about this stately Tudor Replica that fills one with a sense of enduring solidarity.

Features include massive, hand-hewn, all-steel I-beams and 18 inch thick, leaded glass bay windows guaranteed to resist thermonuclear pressures of up to 750,000 Ibs./psi.

The TROGLOCREST™'s twin chimneys conceal an ornate, air lock entrance foyer, triple-filtered gas/biological and radiation-proof ventilation intakes, 4 360-degree periscopes, quadruple radar-controlled 50 mm automatic cannons and hookups for your energy-saving woodstoves.

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$27,999,999.95