Here's a dandy little Lifestyle Protector for you Executives worried about Audit Time:
RITE-OFF, WHOLE DEATH's Fountain Pen Nerve Gas Dispenser, deducts nosy IRS-Men within seconds!
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Sterling Silver (Model #2001 8 ounces. $299.95)
22 Carat Gold (Model #2002 15 ounces. $899.99)
Leak-Proof Plastic (Model #2003 3 ounces. $9999.95.)
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