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A LETTER FROM COLONEL OTTO,
PRESIDENT,
WHOLE DEATH INTERNATIONAL LTD.
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Dear Survivor:
Welcome to the 1982 WHOLE DEATH COLLECTION!
As you probably know, all merchandise presented in this catalog was manufactured by WHOLE DEATH INTERNATIONAL LTD, since 1945 the foremost producer and distributor of millennial materiel in The Free World.
As of this writing, WHOLE DEATH INTERNATIONAL LTD. manufactures a line of over one thousand off-the-rack apocalypse accessories and a virtually unlimited variety of custom products developed for Government, Industry and Select Private Individuals by our Special Order Division.
While it was necessary to exclude many of the items in our complete inventory from THE WHOLE DEATH COLLECTION, rest assured that the products presented here do in no way represent an "economy line" especially developed for you, our retail customers. As usual, all millennial merchandise presented in THE WHOLE DEATH COLLECTION has been manufactured to precisely the exacting specifications demanded by our wholesale clients.
All merchandise has been meticulously and realistically tested at our famous DUGWAY EAST PROVING FACILITY and is, of course, 100% American-Made.
With Apocalypse-Time fast approaching, I feel it is my duty to remind you that NOW is the time to shop THE WHOLE DEATH COLLECTION for millennial merchandise of value, quality and distinction: merchandise that will last you down the long road of The Thousand-Year Night; merchandise you will certainly not find elsewhere.
On each and every one of our pages, you will find products especially designed to help you and your loved ones maintain your lifestyle through the difficult times ahead. For example, in our Security Indispensables you will find our exclusive DOOM™ MALFEASANCE-DETECTOR ALERT, the most sophisticated Home Security System in the world today.
Tiny Tots and those young at heart will find our Krazy Kiddie Korner krammed with toys and games that will gladden (or geladen) the hearts of survival-minded individuals from 8 through 88.
Not to forget the distaff staff, the Lady of The House will find our famous BUNKER BEAUTIFULtm section bursting with decorating and homemaking pyrotechnics.
Dad hasn't been forgotten either! He'll die for all the products in the Security Indispensables. Tools necessary to the establish his hereditary empire and maintain your family's survival in the Thousand-Year Night fast approaching.
You owe it to yourself and your family to consider each and every product in THE WHOLE DEATH COLLECTION - very carefully.
As you browse through the pages of this new (and, I think, very exciting) WHOLE -DEATH COLLECTION, I am sure you will come to understand the meaning of the Corporate Motto which for nearly four decades WHOLE DEATH INTERNATIONAL,LTD. has proudly inscribed upon all its products as they leave the factory:
"I'm OK, You're DOA."
Sincerely Yours,
Col. Otto
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