Earth-sheltered beneath one million cubic yards of heat, cold, and gamma ray-buffering sanitary landfill, here's an economical contemporary for the growing family. In 200 easily-affordable square feet:

The PIED A TERRE™ offers three 4'x 7' sleeping cells, a lavish 8'x 8' Master Suite with Decontamination Room, two all-chemical showers, enough Built-ins for 140 years supply of freeze-dried Hamburger Helper and a Huge combination Country Kitchen/ Family Room/ Power Plant/Morgue  with heat-efficient 4' 6" ceiling.

Sliding glass doors flood the house with brilliant mercury vapor light and permit easy access from all major rooms to the 16'x 35', in-ground sewage treatment facility. 

Complete with 5'x5' paved driveway and genuine cardboard replica of 1975 Ford Country Squire.

A Lot of Living for only $7,999,999.95 

Financing Available from WHOLE DEATH CREDIT ACCEPTANCE CORPORATION, Ltd.