When the sirens begin to wail and 300 million fear-crazed Americans take to the highways...

Be the first to your chosen Crisis Relocation Area in a WHOLE DEATH COLLECTION PANZERFAMLIEWAGEN™ Armored Recreation Vehicle! 

Go-anywhere PANZERFAMLIEWAGEN™- the Ideal Apocalyptic Motor Home-- comes in a variety of models ranging from 18 Tons (20 mm) to 85 Tons (122 mm).

Take one for a Test Drive and see what She'll do!

Price available upon request.