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The WHOLE DEATH Parenting Library: helping you to cope with the novel demands of Apocalypse Child-Rearing....

#2021: A UNIFORM CODE OF MILITARY JUSTICE FOR THE HOME. Colonel Otto tells you how to be an effective parent. 19 vols. 8000 pages $499.95
#2022 THE WHOLE DEATH ARMAGEDDON GAMES GUIDE. Ten "No-Rules/No-Winners" educational outdoor games for kids. Including: "Feeding Frenzy", "Simon Squeals", "Torture Tag" and "Kick The Claymore". More fun than a barrel of mambas! 1000 pages $5.95
#2023: A THING IS BORN. A miracle of modern micro-photography! Sixty brilliant, inside-the womb color photos follow the development of a two-headed mutant from post-nuclear winter misconception to Delivery Room mercy killing. Inspiring! 1500 pages $12.95
#2024: THE ONLY TWELVE MONTHS OF LIFE. An invaluable, step-by-step guide to your infant's critical first year, through the exciting development of his motor and perceptual skills to his tragic death from typhus. Lucid and helpful. 12 pages $16.95
#2025: THE DEAD BABY BOOK. Infanticide from A to Z. 26 pages $9.95
#2026: THE PRODUCTION AND MARKETING OF SMALL FRY. Including everything you need to know about best breeds, forage, shelter, fencing and parasites. A WHOLE DEATH Agricultural Pamphlet. 350 pages $1.00