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Even if our President sells us out to The Reds,
little Ian will be prepared with our classic MINI-X MISSILE TRAIN SET™.
Protected against aggression
by MINI-X's™ high-speed, missile-carrying engines, 200
feet of subterranean track, "hardened-off" electrical
cables, reinforced-concrete power plant and bomb-proof
Doomsday Switch, Ian is ready to launch a .05 kiloton pre-emptive strike against -any neighborhood bully within
5 blocks of his "national honor"!
Complete with HO gauge "target city" and rural "crisis relocation zones".
Ages 6- adult.
Model #2006 540 lbs.
$999,999.95>.
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