Great Decorating Ideas from WHOLE DEATH's BUNKER BEAUTIFUL™!

PROBLEM: What to do with that tiny, dingy room you loathe? Add Light, Plants, Colorful Personal Treasures, and rethink Furniture Arrangements to create a practical, beautiful room you'll love! Who would think that this bright, cheerful, spacious-looking room was once a grim, 8'x12' Interrogation Cell?   Here's what we did to make this room look terrific...
SOLUTION: LIGHT: Floor to ceiling, one-way Mirrors ( $29.95 per square foot. 2 lbs. Model #5004) catch the light from the room's single, hanging 1000 Watt bulb and create a disorienting illusion of Infinite Blinding Glare 24 Hours A Day!
PLANTS: Hanging Planters of Poison Ivies and Oaks not only give the room a freedom-loving natural look but can be rubbed on your prisoner's nude body. Beautiful and Practical, too!
COLORFUL TREASURES: You never thought you'd find a place for that elegant, free-standing tub from your old place "up top", but painted a bold red and connected to a wall outlet it does double duty as an energizing shock of color and an Electrifying Persuader!  HOT TUBtm, our 10,000 Volt, Cast-Iron Bath, is also available from WHOLE DEATH for:  $499.95 with all wiring. 250 lbs. #5005.
RETHINK FURNITURE ARRANGEMENTS: To make a narrow room feel wider, we moved the clear acrylic WIPE-CLEAN EXAMINATION TABLE : ($699.95 with all-leather straps and all hardware. 200 lbs. Model #5006.)  and antique-looking, INTERROGATOR'S MILKING STOOL ( $89.95. 4 lbs. Model #5007.) away from the walls to create an exciting, new conversation area.