Commodity Investors!

Why not abandon the insecurities of Gold, Coffee and Pork Belly Futures Trading and take Delivery on a Traditional Storehouse of Value guaranteed to pay you Rich Dividends only 9 months down the road! 

WHOLE DEATH BREEDER CHATTELS™ come in a nearly infinite variety of sizes and colors, hand-picked and carefully trained to your specifications by our experienced staff of Sudanese Merchants.

BREEDER CHATTEL™:  FOB Khartoum

  $29,995.00. Please Specify Shipping Weights, Sizes and Colors.

TWIN BREEDER CHATTELS: FOB Khartoum 

Model #2013 Weight varies $59,999.95 (Supply Limited.)

For you less income-minded Investors, WHOLE DEATH also offers a GOLDEN BAND ALCIBIADES™ Model at a greatly reduced cost.  FOB San Francisco

Model #2014 Weight varies (Never out of stock) $32.95