"How do I order my  WHOLE DEATH COLLECTIONTM  millennial merchandise?"
Simply add items to our shopping cart. Be sure to include all specifications as to size, color, engraving, muzzle velocity, mega-tonnage, etc.

"May I use my Credit Card to pay for my WHOLE DEATH COLLECTIONTM millennial merchandise?"
WHOLE DEATH INTERNATIONAL LTD does not encourage credit purchasing. WHOLE DEATH INTERNATIONAL, LTD. accepts no payment other than Bullion at time of order. Assays by WHOLE DEATH PRECIOUS METALS LTD, Geneva. No other source accepted.

"How soon can I expect to receive my WHOLE DEATH COLLECTION order?"
All merchandise delivery is Guaranteed within 24 hours of receipt of order by C-5A Paradrop in hours of darkness. Remember, however, that WHOLE DEATH INTERNATIONAL LTD's responsibility ends when we shove it out the door. WHOLE DEATH INTERNATIONAL LTD accepts no liability whatsoever for property damage or personal injury resulting from so-called "hard-landing", hostile occupation of pre-arranged drop zone or WHOLE DEATH SECURITY LTD ground-fire suppression measures, thermonuclear or conventional.

"Will I pay postage on my WHOLE DEATH COLLECTION order?"
You bet! To compute your postage simply multiply the air-mileage from Brattleboro, Vermont to your chosen drop zone by the Shipping Weight of your order. Next, multiply this figure by the C-5A Transport Charge ($16,000.00). This final figure must be Pre-Paid At Time Of Order.

"May I return my WHOLE DEATH COLLECTION order if I am not satisfied?"
Of course. All WHOLE DEATH COLLECTION merchandise is 100% Satisfaction-Guaranteed.  If for any reason you are not happy with your order, simply return it to us within 24 hours, postage paid.

"Golly, WHOLE DEATH INTERNATIONAL LTD seems like a real interesting place. May I visit your Corporate Headquarters?"
No.