The mess around that accordioned Country Squire won't ruin Roger's new business suit when he's wearing our seamless, 100% rubber SLUSH WADERS with non-skid soles.

Model #2006 5 lbs. $49.95  One size fits all.

Roger recycles his client's eight carat engagement ring with our stainless steel PINKY-PRUNER UTILITY SHEARS with no-mess, "sap" groove.

Model #2007 4 Ibs. $18.95

The heat from that blazing Mercedes would be a problem for Joan if it weren't for our LONG-REACH LOPPERS. With LONG-REACH's 16 foot, heat resistant fiberglass pole and fast-cutting action, .Joan can help her client off with her $100,000 ruby necklace without getting singed.

Model #2008 11 lbs.  $199.95 

Ten year-old Tracy wants to be a nurse's aide when she gets bigger, and now she gets a chance to practice with our CANDY-STRIPER Nurse's Outfit and First Aid Kit.

Tracy is soothing that elderly pedestrian with her charming bedside manner before she sedates him with a barbituate overdose and yanks out his income-producing bridgework. Complete with 25 disposable plastic syringes, 1 case-hardened steel wire-cutter/puller and WHOLE DEATH's "ANGEL OF MERCY" .357 Magnum Revolver with silencer.

Model #2009 15 lbs.  $399.95