KID POWER! - SMALL ARMS
Bedtime Reading

#2007: THE TALE OF TWO BAD RATS. Who could make more mischief than two naughty rats who sneak into Marjorie's nursery and give her bubonic plague? Read about Tom Typhus and Bubo-Dubo in this WHOLE DEATH classic. 10 pages $3.95
#2008: THE TERMINAL TALE OF PETER BUNNY. What do you think Mr. McGregor will do with that nasty-looking machete when he catches Peter nibbling his Survival Vegetables? Children learn how to deal with dangerous vermin in this WHOLE DEATH bedtime favorite. 1 page $3.95
#2009: RASPBERRIES FOR SAL. Little Sal and her Mommy go up Raspberry Hill to gather fruit for the winter. They find none and starve to death. Charmingly illustrated. 1000 pages $7.95
#2010: GREEN LEGS AND HAND. In his eunuchique, zany way, our own Dr. Zeuss reminds that eating unusual foods can be fun... 10 pages $5.95
#2011: Naughty Tim sent to bed without his supper, goes to WHERE THE VICIOUS THINGS ARE and gets homosexually raped. Instructively illustrated. 100 pages $9.95
#2012: After Timmy's baby sister "goes to live with God", Timmy wonders what Mom is canning downstairs late at night IN THE MIDNIGHT KITCHEN. A WHOLE DEATH PRESS Scratch'n Sniff Book™. 10 pages $11.95
#2013: Don't forget our classic first reader, PAT, THE LEPROTIC BUNNY! Teach the little ones Anatomy and Graves Registration by letting them stroke PAT. With each stroke, a bedtime prize falls off!  A WHOLE DEATH PRESS Scratch'n Snuff Book™. 110 pages $11.95
#2014: "Silent Night" takes on a WHOLE DEATH new meaning with our APOCALYPSE ADVENT CALENDAR™.  Let little Susie count down the 24 days and endless nights till The Rapture. OH NO! What's behind the next door? 13 pages $11.95

Educational Tales of WHOLE DEATH's King Barbar and his charming animal subjects:

#2015: BAR BAR KHAN Barbar and his armies put Paris to the torch. 10 pages $4.95
#2016: BAR BAR THE TERRIBLE When Flora resists his unnatural advances, Barbar has his daughter made into a set of billiard balls. 100 pages $4.95
#2017: BAR BAR REX  Barbar makes certain unusual discoveries about his relationship to Celeste. 1000 pages $4.95

And don't miss the further adventures of Barbar's family and friends: (all $4.95)

#2018: THE WARS OF THE BARBARIAN SUCCESSION 1200 pages $4.95
#2019: NAUGHTY NEPHEW ARTHUR! CHIEF OF THE SECRET POLICE 10 pages $4.95
#2020: ZEPHIR THE MARTYR 1200 pages $4.95
#2019: THE PRETENDER BARBAR 1 pages $4.95
#2020: FALL OF THE HOUSE OF BARBAR 7500 pages $4.95